bisexual patton oswalt

'listen up fives, a ten is speaking.' - I play bass for lorelei k

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

I’m still here, world.

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

how it feels to block your ex that randomly dumped you after a year but wouldn’t stop watching your stories

[harry @cowboy_like_haz]

@danieldayliuis You’re laughing. People are holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity and you’re laughing.

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

mmmm yeah i think i’m moving over here

[Jyggalag, Princess of Order @_Jyggalag_]

Uh my fellow cyrodillians we have to uh drone strike the daedra

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

today i got clocked by a 6 year old

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

@naydamontana thank you for not seeing me 😶‍🌫️

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

it’s almost kinda powerful being someone that nobody actually listens to

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

@QueerKilljoy blessing and a curse

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

am i crazy orrrrrrrr

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

I think saying faggot is lit

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

i’m more interested in unethical cain

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

erin brockavich is an awesome movie, she’s mean as hell to everyone, dresses like a hot cigarette mom, AND saves the day? what else do you need

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

i’ll take it

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

me: i wish someone was unconditionally obsessed with me

the universe: *sends this asshole*

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

5G and the remixes slap though

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

maybe heidi montag is the pop star we truly deserve

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

her new ep is giving ‘my teenage dream ended’ first draft, first take, no edits. awesome, more pop music needs to be thought about less