rexsperma

self-appointed king of bad ideas, internet discourse, and whatever fiefdoms exists inside my head

[t4t mutt @junkie_queen]

shes so nice

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

If I were auditioning for the role for a government official embroiled in a conspiracy and he walked in the room, I’d just walk right out.

[rune sword @runesword1]

holy fuck i just hit a gargoyle while doing 30 down the king’s road. my carriage has been fucking obliterated

[すしらーめん《りく》 @sushi_riku]

マジで痛かった

[Cute Dessert @sweetxdessert]

😭

[r⛧ @sharkxcatt]

okay- uhm

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Octopus earbuds by Genki Hirano

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

😭

[rexsperma @rexsperma]

@monstermellyy thanks melward. ill be waiting for my praise and recognition hehehe

[Sparrow @photon010]

Freaky ahh orca

[𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕪~ @Verity_9yq]

when he picks a safeword you can't pronounce

"please, i can't take it anymore—"

"what's the word, baby?"

you're sobbing, trying to say wur-ster-sher through tears while he chuckles, kisses your tears away, and keeps going

"worcestershire, baby. try again."
#nsfwtwt
#cnc

[rexsperma @rexsperma]

cc @Dejavudea

[KmUltra87 @KUltra87]

A zoomer fren recently asked me (older millenial) where he could get a quirkchungus beautiful mid like the overly attached girlfriend.

I solemnly told him. “You can’t. We don’t know how to make them anymore”

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is officially in the works, confirms director.

Nicolas Cage set to return.

(Via: https://t.co/6Vr4v3Y5sL)

[rexsperma @rexsperma]

@NorthernIion_LP

[tere baap ka chachera bhanja @oopsydaixy]

met this dude who likes extremely niche movies 😍🤩