Cap'n Clutch

NDSU = Winning in da cluh !!

[SWAMPIST @Swampist]

Imagine being so obsessed with your sexuality you need people to wear a rainbow on their hat at a professional baseball game to affirm your right to have sex with another man’s ass.

[College Baseball News @CollegeBSBNews]

Bat flipping a walk and chirping the pitcher while you’re up 5 on St. John’s, you’re really cool bro 🤯

This kind of stuff needs to leave baseball.

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

CFB27 has the highly-anticipated addition of user-selectable crowd themes (blackout, stripe out, etc.) before dynasty games 🔥

[Dan Thompson @DKThompson]

This may be the best Offensive Line recruiting I have ever seen at UF.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

The most accurate description of leftists.👇

Pride Month be like:
LGBT: I'm gay
Everyone else: Ok
LGBT: I'm REALLY fucking gay
Everyone else: ok
LGBT: Teach your kids about it or you're a bigot
Everyone else: Okay, that's a little too far—
LGBT: FUCK YOU, YOU TRANSPHOBIC NAZI FASCIST
Everyone else: Yeah… this movement has lost the plot.
LGBT: OmG I'm literally shaking, so oppressed, biggest victim in human history.

And that boys and girls is it in a nutshell.

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

Crowd was so loud it felt like a football game

[S. A. Rivera 🇺🇲 @literaturedevil]

Disney Star Wars identified what fans wanted and purposefully gave us the opposite.

"It's not your story anymore" was the mantra of the snobbish creators behind this barbaric act of cultural vandalism.

[Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏 @wwarrior_1]

>series that ostracize the fans blames fans it went out of its way to mock for not suceeding
L M F A O

[Geeks + Gamers @GeeksGamersCom]

Star Wars Transition To ‘Girl Brand’ Continues

"Turning Star Wars into a girl brand will prove to be one of the costliest decisions in entertainment history." -@ThatChrisGore

[Dr Phoxotic @Phoxotic]

The market value of the Star Wars franchise is so low now that George Lucas should buy it back at a profit and say that all of the Disney movies are no longer canon.

[Jeff Biesinger @JeffBiesinger]

I’m going to be honest. I’m a huge fan of policing your own. MLB does it. NHL does it. NFL does it. The only way to get players to stop acting like idiots, is to let them know when they are. If a team is going to constantly flop and foul bait, then you may as well get your money’s worth. I’d love to see more of this in the NBA. It’s the only way things are going to get cleaned up. Obviously, the league isn’t going to fix it.

[Joseph Kahn @JosephKahn]

I have Star Wars toys all over my home office. My two daughters want nothing to do with Star Wars. My teenager watches Gossip Girl over and over, and my seven year old plays with Barbies under my original 1977 Star Wars poster. My wife calls Star Wars "the movie with the boy with blond hair." I tried to watch Star Wars with her and when seeing Harrison Ford, she went into a discussion about how people loved to tan in the 1970s.

When Kathleen Kennedy took over Lucas film she clearly had an agenda to feminize that world. One of the things she locked into was the Force and all its mysticism, but the Star Wars boys don't buy "The Force" toys. They buy soldiers, robots, aliens, ships, gadgets. They love the "science" in science fiction. Sure they like Luke Skywalker's lightsaber and try to decapitate each other with it, but they really grok Han Solo's blaster and Boba Fett's rocket backpack.

It's the thing She Wars with their Lesbian Space Witches doesn't get: males love the "Wars" in Star Wars. By making it vegan friendly, you end up making a product for nobody. Yeah guys will use the Force, but only to throw rocks at motherfuckers. No one gives a fuck about Space Yoga unless it's a force multiplier. The Force may be female, but fixing the compressor on the Millennium Falcon is male.

[𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟎 @Cunha__utd]

Still get goosebumps man

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

Never forget when Florida made one of the greatest goal-line stands in CFB history 🤯

The stand was 8 total plays from Georgia’s 1-yard line

[John Reynolds @JohnReynoldsSr]

Dear @NCAA,

Please deny any waiver for a player who has played 4 or more full seasons of college basketball. It’s time to end the madness and reset the market.

Sincerely,

Everyone

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

BREAKING: All-American F Thomas Haugh has announced he WILL RETURN to Florida for his Senior season 🤯

TODD IS BUILDING A SUPERTEAM.

Revenge Tour 😈

[Cap'n Clutch @RexWhitehead]

This... Is The Greatest Video ... PERIOD !! God I love Tommy Haugh 😁😁

[Florida Gators 🐊���� @gatorsszn]

My adrenaline just spiked

[Jordan Stocks @StockTalks21]

I will be very, very angry if the NCAA opts to allow 5 years of eligibility.

And players who were seniors this past year all of a sudden were able to stay or enter the portal.

Would be awful for the sport.

[Joey Wright @JoeyWright2000]

"I'm back," Tomislav Ivisic announced at tonight's Kickin' Cancer fundraiser at Gordyville USA after chugging a Bud Light that a fan supplied him with.

That was bookended by Jake Davis and Zvonimir Ivisic announcing that they'll return for the 2026-27 season too. #Illini