Anti-Kylo Rey

WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T ASK MY LAST NAME! Kylo Ren is my nemesis! Last name is my weakness. @HipsterBBEight is my homie! #starwars #parody

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

I feel like I'm not giving the best of me on this account. Should I delete it?

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So what are your feelings towards "The First Order's Commander Kylo Ren"?

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

It's already Tuesday...

And Kylo's still alive...

Like honestly! What are the Resistance guys doing?! Come on bros!

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

Leia: Rey, I miss my son, why did he joined the Dark Side?

Me: If my middle name was Chewbacca I would join the Dark Side

Leia: GET OUT!!

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate Kylo,
Do you too?

#HappyValentinesDay

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

To the best squad I could ask for! ❤❤❤

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

I saw Kylo buying a box of chocolates,

I asked him:

"Are those for your grandpa?"

He just ran away.

We're onto you, Kylo!

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

We've all made mistakes...

But Han and Leia made the worst one

Kylo Ren

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

Hey Kylo,

I hung out with your grandpa

He said that he hates you

And thinks that you're a whiny bitch

[LETTERS 4 CARRIE @LeiaLetter]

@carrieffisher pls pls pls see this. I leave tomorrow morning!!!!!

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

@LeiaLetter @carrieffisher Please everyone let's help her! She deserves it!

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I told you so... https://t.co/R2Ri3bURlW

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

Took Ben to @IHOP for #PancakeDay this is what he ordered

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

Eight pack and shredded my ass!

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Leia told me I'm being mean with Kylo because I like him,

She called it tough love

I said

More like tough hate

She hasn't talked to me

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

It's #PancakeDay so we all decided to go to International House of Pancakes,

Kylo ordered a Vader shaped pancake

We got kicked out...

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I once saw Kylo,

He was wearing my signature buns,

I sued the crap out of him.

And made sure to destroy all of his hairbands...

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The day after I kicked Kylo's ass I got this...

It ruined my whole day...

#WhyDidIFriendedKyloOnSnapchat

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I once went to Hot Topic

BECAUSE HUX ASKED ME TO! I DIDN'T WENT ON FREE WILL

And one of the signs at the door was Kylo's face with an X

[Anti-Kylo Rey @Rey_blank_]

I went to see a football game with Han and Chewie,

One of the player's name was Ben,

Han switched teams immediately,

And so did I.

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Me when I hear somebody mention Kylo Ren