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[rey @reydavila5]

"Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets with sau-"

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

NFL SUNDAY.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Oklahoma State might be pulling off one of the bigger upsets we'll see all year and ESPN keeps moving the game around like it's a game of three card monte.

[Anthony @Catholicizm1]

This quote should be in the Smithsonian

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

These juror interviews are extraordinary. They are admitting openly that they disregarded the law entirely for the sake of letting Clancy off the hook. There’s no other way to read it.

One juror says she originally wanted to vote guilty but changed her mind so that “Lindsay could get the help she needs.” That is a clear violation of the law. They were supposed to make a determination solely about guilt or innocence. They were not there to make sure anyone “gets help.”

Another juror says she voted not guilty because the prosecution never produced “character witnesses” proving Clancy was a “bad mother.” The problem is that A) killing your children IS definitive evidence that you’re a bad mother, and B) the prosecution would not have been allowed to call those kinds of witnesses. A witness solely testifying that Clancy was a bad mother would have been purely prejudicial. So this juror acquitted because the prosecution failed to provide evidence that they weren’t allowed to provide and which would have been irrelevant anyway. Extraordinary. This same juror even admitted that it was a “fact” that Clancy “viciously killed her children.” The word vicious literally means “done maliciously and with intent.” So if that’s a fact then they were obligated to vote guilty. But they didn’t.

Meanwhile another juror swooned over the defense attorney’s “entertaining” demeanor. And another one said that all of the facts of the case — “everything,” her words — “proved” that Clancy “loved her children.” Apparently strangling your children to death, in this juror’s mind, does not at all call your love for them into question.

Just a collection of the most morally obtuse idiots ever assembled. Amazing.

[Joey @CalebGoatQB1]

Refs reviewing the clock for Michigan

[Old Row @OldRowOfficial]

What a sign on Gameday 💀

[MD @mike_daddino]

Show this video the next time someone asks why you love sports

[rey @reydavila5]

This can't be real life

[Martin Walsh @martinwalsh__]

Lindsay Clancy fans SCREAM at the District Attorney while he attempts to give a press conference

"You only cared when the kids were dead! Why don't you care about the mother?!"

Truly deranged.

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Guys, she took the oldest son to the basement to murder him. He escaped, ran, hid in his father’s office, before she hunted him down and strangled him to death with a giant rubber band. And then repeated that process for the other two. She knew what she was doing.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Somebody actually asked DA Timothy Cruz if the Clancy prosecution was "insensitive."

He had to ask again to make sure he understood the idiocy of the question before responding:

"Insensitive?? Insensitive is killing three children."

[kenny @kiiLkenny]

send her through a woodchipper head first and be done with this already. we're a week away from NFL season lets wrap this up properly & efficiently

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

The 3 male jurors trying to explain to the female jurors why being on medication doesn’t give you the right to kill three kiddos

[Marie @tinamarie6566]

This is not OK. These children were strangled to death by this woman.

[JR --- @JRGhaddar]

Good. And that woman that strangled kids should get it too. Same single standard. You kill children you need to be removed from existence. No “but I’m crazy defense”. No. Get rid of them.

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

I could really go for some football right now.

[rey @reydavila5]

Pls @mattreevesLA I can't do this anymore

[kenny @nailsbat]

TWENTY TWENTY EIGHT…

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment