computer boy

he/him/his
I'm totally serious about important things, I just also happen to be very funny. I bark back at dogs

[computer boy @reydotkam]

I'll make a professional twitter when I have professional things to tweet about ok?

[computer boy @reydotkam]

"or what"
I threaten great violence.

[computer boy @reydotkam]

If you ever pulled your eyes at an Asian person, put the eye tape down. Mmkay?

[computer boy @reydotkam]

@cubejello Thanks for reminding me to get off the for you tab

[computer boy @reydotkam]

It's actually because I'm experiencing hearing loss oops

[computer boy @reydotkam]

The part of my personality where I exclusively dress in loud bright colors and the part where I routinely drink "gross" things because I like them are constantly having a cage match in my head and that's actually why I'm so verbally loud

[margorita @margoritatas]

@ScatPa

[computer boy @reydotkam]

Who needs a white noise machine when you live near a freeway offramp
Truck Jakes are my crickets
The Bus is my bullfrog

[computer boy @reydotkam]

@nahimdifferent "is it walkable" brother all I had was a bike I made it work

[computer boy @reydotkam]

Fellas I'm about to cope in a way you ain't never seen on me (2020 demon time, 2024 sobriety)

[computer boy @reydotkam]

Do not be on your phone once you're inside the polls I say again get off that phone once you're in the building you're voting in

[computer boy @reydotkam]

THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO FUN MISOGYNY IS HERE I GIVE YOU
SONGS FOR MEN
https://t.co/uDcW02CF8i

[computer boy @reydotkam]

Spotify calling me an alchemist because I have 188 playlists is so funny because 80% of them are like this https://t.co/fdP5zyecYE

[computer boy @reydotkam]

@opinonhaver @cubejello What is step 2

[computer boy @reydotkam]

I SAY I don't have bottom dysphoria, but now that I'm healthy and heavy enough to actually menstruate regularly, I'm praying to
God
Jesus
Parvati
Anyone I can think of
For a hysterectomy-type miracle

[computer boy @reydotkam]

Sometimes I talk to other construction workers and I have to try not to cry non-union tears while they tell me how life's going for them

[computer boy @reydotkam]

@bevans1221 Please enjoy rail quail bc I can't either

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

[Jean Pierre @jeanpiconsuegra]

IBM slide, 1979

[computer boy @reydotkam]

What do you mean all my favorite characters are going to die tragically because I cling to the idea that someone can be saved thru self sacrifice WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WATCH THEM BECOME ALL THEY WERE MEANT TO BE AND IMMEDIATELY PERISH

[computer boy @reydotkam]

The official Cels!us timtok just advocated for making ice cream floats with their drinks. so for anyone unfamiliar with celsiu$' game, that's a diy high grade laxative.
Use with caution ;)