AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes)

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

Keeping it spicy since 2019 @ohhaikerrick

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

I want my baby back (from Chili’s). @ohhaikerrick

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

🥰🥰🥰 @ohhaikerrick

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

@ohhaikerrick @LGofo Love throwing some babies in the oven -light salt

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

“Sorry I couldn’t find the unmute button” is the new “I wasn’t listening and needed time to think of some bullshit to say”

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

Dear white people: Reduced Sodium soy sauce is just regular soy sauce diluted with water.

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

@ohhaikerrick Y’all remember when she tried to accuse ME of being a werewolf?

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

Voting being one of the most patriotic things you can do, why isn’t Election Day a nation holiday we have off?

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

@nicdevvv @ohhaikerrick at your service

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

@geebs4life Where else are you supposed to listen to the original cut of Molly Cyrus

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

There are actual people on this planet who “can’t wait to go to Don Tito after the quarantine is lifted”

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

Y’all remember buying a round of shots for the boys? And your bank account that Sunday after?

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

Can’t wait to go back to the times when we stayed at pre-games until “bars close in 30 minutes”.... but still went anyways

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

@geebs4life @ohhaikerrick is this me?

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

UFOs are returning. the earth is healing itself, we are the virus.

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

@Icy_Berg @_RyanBrown__ Gripz or nothing

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

Might break up with @ohhaikerrick and hire her as my Twitter advisor instead because many of my tweet have “content that’s YEARS old” and “not funny at all”

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

@ohhaikerrick Where we getting dinner tonight?

[AKA Guy (AKA Christian Reyes) @Reyeezus]

Literally every doctor: “keep your hands away from your face”

Kerrick: