Imagine if everyone tweeted like a footballer...
Disappointed with today’s performance. Started off really tired but picked up after morning coffee and sent some good emails. Apologies to all the customers I’ll come back stronger. Onto tomorrow now, we go again 💪🏻 #9to5
@theora666 When you're in the middle of liking all your friend's old tweets that you missed and then see she's been liking all your Facebook posts at the same time #gotyourbackbuddy
When you haven't been on Twitter for a while so you scroll through your newsfeed liking all your friends' tweets even though they're weeks old #loveandsupport