Messenger God 🏃🏻‍♂️

NYC. 23. ♋️☀️♊️⬆️ ♏️🌕 🐻 . Bi .

[Messenger God 🏃🏻‍♂️ @reyholl]

Strike a pose 🤍🖤

[goma @soigomaa]

Btw shore was 30 minutes away in the other direction. Demon Harbor seal!

[strict asian obama @cybergrla]

how it feels when someone says something that confirms they lied to you a while ago

[penelope @KnausgaardFacts]

i knowww they didn't play about ordering 3 cesar salads at lunch

[E.Yamani @E77ENCEW]

Sometimes you gotta close that door dash app and boil two hotdogs w/ a side of chips & call it a day.

[iris 🏳️‍⚧️ @chachamyeon]

Move over cosmic horror it’s time for cosmic whimsy

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

This look like a Fighting video game stage

[tripplequestionmark. @14152651sS3xy]

the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat

[lani @sojelani]

Leaving chipotle with brown rice instead of white.

[gains @gains_tweets]

Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible

[BM @BM31948097]

This is a HIPAA violation

[aimée.ᐟ🌞 @twtfemme]

HASAN THE PAUL REVERE OF TWITCH LMAO

[Phil Clifton @philclifton]

i’m never deleting this app

[Ally @Ella88492836]

Even the tea is shocked 😭😭🤣🤣

[BUG 🕸️ @shesinadaydream]

his nosey assssfghjkll thats boots on the ground journalism baby

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

i’m never deleting this app LMFAOOOOOOO

[Bᥫ᭡ @iluvblesin]

me before opening my bank app in public.

[M. @blndvnt]

was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle

[JennyPup 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌌 @JennyPupDeath]

In America the president threatens you with healthcare

[‘ @emeklihukukcu]

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