Rey Toad

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[Rey Toad @reytoad]

@47 “We offer ZERO products for the World Cup but we do have a whole product line for supporters of amateur tennis players socializing.”

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Ted Cruz, 10 years ago today:

“I want to tell you what I really think of Donald Trump. This man is a pathological liar...He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth…The man cannot tell the truth, but he combines it with being a narcissist at a level I don't think this country has ever seen”

[Rey Toad @reytoad]

Remember this day: April 30, 2026. It may be the only day we played .500 ball all season. #astros

[Rey Toad @reytoad]

Todd & Cowboy Jim, together again, with Jerry Jeff, Handsome John, Neal, Bubba, Kris, and so many other friends. Laissez les bon temps rouler…

[Lyall Thomas @SkySportsLyall]

#FulhamFC still want Marco Silva to sign a new two-year contract and stay at the club beyond next summer. (w/@SkyKaveh) #FFC More here: https://t.co/OY0oxOzGkI

[Houston, Texas Fulham F.C. Supporters @HouTexFFC]

Come celebrate Fulhamerica Day with the real America's Team! Join fellow Houston supporters on Saturday, October 13, 2025, at 11:30 a.m. CST at Skeeter's Mesquite Grill for Premier League football live from Craven Cottage in London
COYW! 🦡 ⚽️
#fulham #fulhamfc #houston #epl

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

“This is JB Pritzker, reporting from war-torn Chicago. It’s quite disturbing. The Milwaukee Brewers have come in to attack our Chicago Cubs. We’ve seen people being forced to eat hot dogs with ketchup on them.”

THIS is how you do it.

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

A first glimpse of Kevin. 🇧🇷👀

[RamShirts 🔥🤘🏽 @RamShirts]

The timeline is fixing itself

[Rey Toad @reytoad]

#astros

[Rey Toad @reytoad]

@KellyWillisKW Happy with That, Hidden Things, Get Real

[Rey Toad @reytoad]

@abc13houston

[Cam Ramsey @94CAMRAM]

Just listen to that away end go completely ape shit. That’s another ridiculous dopamine rush endorsed by Marco Silva’s wonderful Whites. If you don’t like football, what do you do with yourself? Make pastries? Vacuum communal areas? Fuck that. I choose this every single time.

[Rey Toad @reytoad]

@cchooks How many do I have to buy to get Tucker back?

[SJS Athletics @stjohnsmavs]

Mavs stay undefeated in conference play with a win over the Knights! #GoMavs

[Dylan Delgatto @DDelgattoNFL]

AJ Hinch. The man who created and ended the Dynasty.

Heck of a run by the Astros.

[Astros Stats 📉 @astro_numbers]

Honestly, with how the season started, I'm just thrilled that the Astros are in this position.
I have no idea how it will all unfold, but October baseball is never a guarantee.

[Adam Spolane @AdamSpolane]

Yordan Alvarez said he dedicated his two homers this afternoon to Yuli Gurriel

[JenniferF @j5foun10]

Yuli video! 🍍🥰