@realDonaldTrump Since you're returning to a more durable material, would it not be better (and healthier) to go with metal? Good old American steel, perhaps?
Stainless, of course!
I can see the US becoming a global leader in modern durable strawware.
I'd like to start a petition to rename Arial with a Z at the front, so no one ever makes the mistake of choosing that awful font for their work. #zarial#makeithappen