Jacob Hernandez

#Feelthebern

[Eric Byler @ericbyler]

I am in Australia, where mass murderers are burdened with the inconvenience of reloading. However, a spider bite can kill you.

[Jacob Hernandez @rezuhrekt]

I made a new Twitter so follow me @HernandezPJacob

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Please go to my website at https://t.co/IsNuum2y5X to learn more about how you can effectively run for office. #OurRevolution

[Matt @ThePowerStache]

When I was a kid I could game for days on end and never be bored. Now I play for an hour and I'm bored out of my damn mind

[Jacob Hernandez @rezuhrekt]

You do good in class, so when the finals do come you don't need to stress about it. #CommonSense #LifeHack

[Bro Confessions @BroConfesslons]

College is like when you go from 1st to 11th place in Mario Kart because you slipped on your own damn banana

[Bro Confessions @BroConfesslons]

College: only 3,102 easy payments of $19.99

[Bro Confessions @BroConfesslons]

Professor: what inspired you to write this essay?
Me: the due date

[Jacob Hernandez @rezuhrekt]

Don't assume, always two sides to every story.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Do it for yourself. Fuck everyone else.