Be William Banks
- born in the United States in the mid 1990s
- become a small underground comedian
- December 2023 travels to Connecticut
- steals five Israeli flags from private homes
- gets charged with minor theft
- launches a website selling merch using his arrest photo
- announces an eight month prison sentence online
- starts posting videos and photos from inside a jail cell
- rents an abandoned jail near Miami for a few hours
- posts a prison escape video
- over 20 million views
- public records prove the prison was fake
- launches MOSES token on Solana
- token pumps
- creator sells, price collapses
- launches second token BANKS
- same pattern
- says the goal was to take money from crypto traders
- claims around 50k dollars donated to Palestine groups
- starts a new story about being lost on an island
- gets a girlfriend
- travels to Argentina
- fights in a real boxing event
- loses by TKO in round two
Surely one of the strangest people in the history of the internet
Congratulations to Simone Fontecchio, whose 18 points last night allowed Miami to become the first NBA team in history to have 2 players combine to top 100 points in a game (excluding all games involving Wilt). Chamberlain and Al Attles combined for 117 in Wilt's 100 point game.
The Hornets are sending a 2026 second-round draft pick to the Heat to resolve a dispute over Terry Rozier being under NBA and federal investigations over alleged gambling conspiracy during the Charlotte-Miami Jan. 2024 trade, sources tell ESPN.