ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™

Beer is my coffee, cocaine is my fun dip, I use bath salts as table salt, and heroine as my insulin. Not affiliated with @Fidelity_Reboot.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

Fidel™ - Putting the Hard Anal in Hardware Analysis since '92.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@ReptarRF *1 Kilomile

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@littlefonty Before I knew the proper term, I called them hockey motor-mops.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

Apparently I graduated on Friday. Thought that was next week. Close enough.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@freddiedeboer @PHfeeneyRF This is shaped like VA.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@SheFaNii19 My phone tells me it's 68 out and I feel cold. Your state is broken; should send it back for repair.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

Shout out to Danny for reminding me not to do terrorism on Facebook. It's wrong and more of a twitter thing anyways.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

Sadistic, but like in a good way, you know?

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@DannyBoi116 It's a 12 step program to expand your horizons, help you become the best you, and other hippie bull. Think AA with an open bar.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@DannyBoi116 That's alot of hard work for only an "almost".

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

Had my chance. Took it. So classy.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

The clouds tried to eat me today; I said fuck that and hid in the basement instead. Then the sun burnt the shit outta Aeolus and he fled.

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@ReptarRF Does that say Repcar?

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@Kbeits Personally, it's not really the fact that they die so much as the sickening popping sound they make that bothers me.

[nina treemonkey @ninatreemonkey]

Guy: so what u up to after this?

Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@DannyBoi116 Only second to "you'll need to know this for a job."

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@Kbeits The throwing turtles part or the crashing/falling off the world at every turn part?

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@Kbeits According to my scale it's like 30 inches deep on the drive. It's pretty dangerous out there. #Blizzard2016

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

@Kbeits This is a serious issue and you're a bad person for not treating it as such. What if someone DIED?!

[ʎʇᴉlǝpᴉℲ‾Ⅎɹ@™ @RF_Fidelity]

State of emergency declared. Schools stay closed tomorrow due to the sheer amount of snow but will provide shelter.