I dreamt last night I'd grown an epic mustache. Like competition worthy, Yosemite Sam envy of the world type shit. I spent my time parting it and carefully combing it in my dream. Getting that fucker ready for anything. A date, a Tombstone OK Corral type showdown. Whatever.
Last Week, I feataured one hot former marine. This week it's a former seal so hot I'm surprised the sea doesn't boil around him. https://t.co/ASAlnP93xr
Earth Tones Botanical Set of 3 Posters Leaves Flowers Abstract Painting Printable Wall Art Set of 3 Prints Yellow Brown Black Landscape Art https://t.co/xgZ5novi1D преко корисника @Etsy
My third short story, "The Quarantine Checklist" (by R.F. Gonzalez) has been published in Fleas on the Dog Literary Magazine: https://t.co/ONMRCzsbhK. Scroll down to Nonfiction Issue 8. Mine is the 4th story listed for free PDF download. It'll give you an uncomfortable laugh.
Good news: Found some toilet tissue and paper towels and didn't even have to shank anyone.
Funny news: Had a student email me and demand I change my entire online college class content and deadlines because none of it worked for her. I just can't with these fuckin clowns anymore
What else can go wrong in 2020? 6.5 earthquake near Yellowstone. What else? Bet California breaks off the mainland. Bet the zombies rise. Bet aliens invade our skies and make contact. Did I miss anything?