MentalMommy

I'm one half of an atheist lesbian couple raising our 4yo kid with mental illness in the Midwest. #twomoms #atheistmom #mentalhealth #parenting #mommylife

[MentalMommy @rfields1234]

@saturdaycontest
4yo: How are penis made? YUM.

Me: Huh?!

4yo shakes bag of peanut M&Ms.

Me: Peanuts kid! Excuse me during heart attack.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people have helped lead all our great movements. How inspiring to see it again in so many smart, fearless students standing up for their right to be safe; marching and organizing to remake the world as it should be. We've been waiting for you. And we've got your backs.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

We can debate guns. But to all those who mock or lie about the students of Douglas High, to all those who rain vitriol down on the nascent activism of students across the nation, to all those who spread outrageous conspiracy theories, there is no place for you in civil society.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Whether it's guns (it's guns), mental health (plus guns), bad guys (with guns), or anything else (including guns), maybe we should finally try cutting back on guns? I dunno, I'm just spitballing.

[MentalMommy @rfields1234]

5yo thinks time stops for her in the am. Girl, it doesn’t take 10 minutes to brush your tiny teeth.

#StopMakingFacesInTheMirror

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

“Give Trump a chance!” they said. Well, Maria was his chance, to help millions of our citizens. Instead, he tweeted and sneered. Disgusted.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

donald trump is a bottomless pit of disgrace. anybody who continues to defend him in even the tiniest way should be deeply humiliated

[MentalMommy @rfields1234]

5yo after 3 bites of dinner. “I’m full!”

20 sec. from the kitchen she turns around and says “Mommy, can I have a snack?.”

Ugh. This kid.

[LeSean Shady Mccoy @CutonDime25]

It's really sad man ... our president is a asshole

[MentalMommy @rfields1234]

@ChrisleyChase Good for you,@ChrisleyChase! People are so stupid to use tv ratings to influence your opinion. Well done standing up against this idiot.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump's criticism of NFL players' patriotism ring false from a guy who avoided the draft five times and pals around with Russian agents.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: All the boys said they were faster than girls in gym class.

Me: What did you say?

7: Nothing. I just beat them.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

1985: Don't talk to strangers!

2017: Get as many strangers on the internet as possible to follow u so u can tell them everything about u.

[Ramblin Mama @ramblinma]

Don't get me wrong, I love my 3-year-old. It's just that sometimes I'm pretty sure he needs an exorcism.

[dadpression @Dadpression]

If anyone is voice casting for a cartoon alley cat that doesn't want to take bath, my kid is available.

[MentalMommy @rfields1234]

5yo sneezes

Me: Don't wipe it on your shirt! You're going to school in that!

5yo sticks snot covered shirt corner in mouth, "Got it!"

[MentalMommy @rfields1234]

Apparently all they teach in Kindergarten is how to whine effectively because my 5yo swears she doesn't remember what she learned today.

[SurvivingMyBoys @SurvivingMyBoys]

Me: There's your peeps
13: Nobody says peeps anymore
M: [yelling out car window] HI peeps
13: Mom!

*yup, I'm totally the cool mom

[MentalMommy @rfields1234]

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[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Donald Trump hates brown people.

[TonyL @creativeTypeDad]

7YO: Irma isn't a good name for a hurricane.

Me: Really...what is?

7:🤔

7: The gruesome hissing spiral of destruction monster so run away.