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husband of 1, father of 3, hvac, animal lover, pizza enthusiast, Mopar, just tryna make it to the end

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@Hilltop__Leader Joy to the World

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@Suzierizzo1 licking stamps for envelopes

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@HazelLiaqa4848 how bout my left and my right nut

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@ChuckGrassley Thank you once again for confirming to me that you are an idiot

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@theliamnissan Can ya smell the douche coming from this bag?

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@theliamnissan When exactly did you start acting?

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@DavidHinkle90 Fuck You Mike Collins. You are supposed to work for us you piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.

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@SenJohnKennedy Idiot says what?

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

From a friend…

If anyone wonders why you or I are liberal Democrats show them this post.

Women: "Can I have birth control?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "I couldn't get birth control so I got pregnant.
Can I have an abortion?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "You prevented me from having an abortion so I'm carrying the fetus, but my employer won't provide reasonable accommodations and is threatening to fire me.
Would you please pass the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No"

Women: "I had the baby, but I'm out of work.
Can I have WIC and food stamps until I get back on my feet?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "I found a job, but it doesn't offer me insurance.
Can I have government guaranteed insurance?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "My kid got sick and I got fired because I missed time caring for him/her.
Can I get unemployment?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "I'm having a hard time getting my kid from school consistently.
Can we fund after-school programs?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "I'm prepared to work to support my family.
Can you make sure that a full-time job's minimum wage is enough to do that?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No.

But what's the matter with you and your family, that working two jobs can't lift you out of poverty?

And what kind of a mother are you, letting someone else watch your child while you work?

If your child doesn't do well in school or gets in trouble, it's entirely your fault.
You shouldn't have had a child if you weren't prepared to take care of him/her."
~Via Claudia Powell

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@CAredneck71 @Thiss_Youu How did so many people decide that an orange balled, cheeto eating fat fuck sitting in his underwear in front of his pc, drooling shit from his mouth, become an idol of so many people to follow. This world is so fucked.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'm not calling it "Lake America."
I'm not calling "Gulf of America."
Or calling it "SI" instead of "AI."

Never have, never will.

But I am calling him a deranged, delusional, racist, rapist, unfit, moronic conman asshole.

Always have, always will.

[S Merriman-Roberts @SMerrimanR]

@bluhue123

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@BadAss6360 Pathetic piece of shit walking

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@CNN Everyone?! Please meet the next biggest BITCH to annoy all for the next few months

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@ImBreckWorsham FROM DAY ONE! He never gave a shit about anyone but himself.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

A quick and easy explainer for the $5000 bribe

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@GodlyNations FUCKIN A!

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@Stevenator546 Chicken on pizza is so west coast. I may have voted for sausage but BACON is the only correct answer here