Roger Fiskey 🚪

Custodian of the Dimensional Cupboard

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@anon_opin Which City? There are lots to choose from

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I have invented cling foil.
It's like cling film but metal.

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@anon_opin Yeah but I bet they've never been to Asda and Tesco on the same day

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@CountMoriarty https://t.co/FLdKRV6o3Z June 29
100🎯 97🔥 100🎯 92🏆 89🎉
Final score: 940

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@DyeWorksPrint Three of those are fruits

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@CountMoriarty @Speed_of_smell I fundamentally disagree.
I want to taste nice vegetable matter, not have a mouthful of vinegar

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@anon_opin I simply use two monacles at the same time

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@AnthonyBenskin @anon_opin Dammit. I knew I should've gone for haddock instead

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@anon_opin This is why bagels are rubbish

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@2hrTV @CountMoriarty Do you have a plum bum?

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@DaniTrump2020 @Speed_of_smell @EastEndJoe 3 times? You sure?

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@DaniTrump2020 @Speed_of_smell @EastEndJoe You seem like a nice, normal guy

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@Franciswaston1 @anon_opin I loved his hit "It's my life"

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Why do we need two words for being naked/nude, but there is no word for eating Shreddies in the loft?
Maybe the Germans have one.

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@CountMoriarty Apparently some people can eat them

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@CountMoriarty I've been learning about potatoes

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@RaptorBreath Sorry, I was out when you called.

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@unpunnyfuns @anon_opin You must be at least 117 years old then