Splendid Nonsense

Nonsense and escapism and escapism and nonsense. Spending time in a fish crate making saxophones for the Red Indians.

[Splendid Nonsense @Siphuncle12]

@tanglefoot_tony Meat parcel paroxysm

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A static pie

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Just unblocking my penis

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@TheMilesBOX Looking like an action figure.

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@TheMilesBOX You could get compo for Compo there.

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Late nipple today. Bought the wrong egg and then side-footed it out of one ear into the frying pan. Please send sausage.

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@peveret It's the follow through.

Do you know anyone who sells underwear?

[Splendid Nonsense @Siphuncle12]

I went to space in a baboon's anus

[slice @sliceofheck]

I’d probably say my toxic trait is taking everyone’s shoes at a party and compulsively using them to build a dam

[Splendid Nonsense @Siphuncle12]

@ughfinewhatever You have been chosen

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Just trying to find a hole in my butt big enough for this poop @ReallyLoudFart

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@RFiskey Price, but also willing to exchange for not that.

[Splendid Nonsense @Siphuncle12]

For sale

Hard-boiled elbows
Ken's aftershave
Loose-hanging undergrowth
Panama
Inside leg cleaner
Batshave
Knockers
Your wife's toupee
Skirting board mousehole maker
Kazakhstan

[Splendid Nonsense @Siphuncle12]

For sale

Hard-boiled elbows
Ken's aftershave
Loose-hanging undergrowth
Panama
Inside leg cleaner
Batshave
Knockers
Your wife's toupee
Skirting board mousehole maker
Kazakhstan

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A nice brown cape

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Used to work in a biscuit factory I heard. Hard to believe it now.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Gary Neville is a shit cunt but he knew that anyway that ref is a shit cunt utd are shit cunts MCFC LG x

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@Dickwith2dogs That looks very familiar but I can't remember what they were from

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

If your foreskin is so tight
you can't fully retract it
over the head of your penis

you may be entitled
to financial compensation

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@RFiskey I am no sausage. A skin containing meat? Not just that. A skeleton too. And some electricity!

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Just deleted my hands

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@BrianJe15017880 Yours for a fiver plus three quid and a bit more