Bobby Fitzgerald

Flat footed, left handed sun sneezer. So, basically a unicorn.

[Bobby Fitzgerald @rfitzgerald2288]

@SheaSerrano This is very Chris Paul '25 Skills Challenge of you

[Danté Stewart (Stew) @stewartdantec]

Sonya Massey was shot in the head by a police officer who didn’t have on his body camera. The family was told she killed herself and then told someone else killed her. The only way we knew what actually happened is his partner had on his body camera.

Read that again.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

Sonya Massey — mother of 2 — called 911 in fear of a prowler in her backyard. Police who responded shot her in the face and killed her.

Please support her family: https://t.co/5kGCAf5QL5

#sayhername #SonyaMassey

[JJ Zachariason @LateRoundQB]

Josh Dobbs posted this TikTok. We don’t deserve him.

[Bobby Fitzgerald @rfitzgerald2288]

@vicw_32 @wojespn @SheaSerrano

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Jessie Armstrong
Jamie Carragher
Susan Soon He Stanton
Alice Birch
Miriam Battye
Georgia Pritchett
Tony Roche
Nathan Elston
Jon Brown
Callie Hersheway
Will Tracy
Lucy Prebble
Jonathan Glatzer
Ted Cohen
Anna Jordan
Mary Laws
Will Arbery

#Succession writers.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I can’t answer this question for Bill Maher but YOU CAN

A thread.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

An Idaho woman who is miscarrying and been denied an abortion because of state law has been documenting herself getting sicker and sicker over the last two days

[Bobby Fitzgerald @rfitzgerald2288]

@DragonflyJonez 😂 love the use of this tweet for all minor physical offenses going forward

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

Folks: turnout is high. That is wonderful. If you’re in a polling place with a line—STAY IN LINE. You’re entitled to vote even if you don’t reach the front of the line until after polls close at 8pm. And text everyone you know to tell them to vote! #VoteBlueToday

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

It’s official: One week from today, we will play #PostSEAson baseball IN SEATTLE!!!

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

"I can’t breathe. I have my ID right here. My name is Elijah McClain. That’s my house. I was just going home. I’m an introvert. I’m just different. That’s all. I’m so sorry. I have no gun. I don’t do that stuff. I don’t do any fighting. Why are you attacking me?

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Well, fuck that noise.

[Lai💔 @laybeonthat]

As I stroll on TikTok, I keep seeing parents video their children reacting to The Little Mermaid trailer. So instead of focusing so much on the negative, I thought I’d show a thread of the little black kids who are excited to see their favorite princess look like them.

[Bobby Fitzgerald @rfitzgerald2288]

@jduffyrice @aherman2006 wins

[Bobby Fitzgerald @rfitzgerald2288]

@aherman2006

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“you should get scammed too because I got scammed” is the wildest position to take in an argument lol you buncha doofuses

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This is a BFD.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

GOP senators who voted against burn pits bill, which passed 86-11:
Crapo
Lankford 
Lee
Lummis 
Paul
Risch 
Romney
Shelby
Tillis 
Toomey
Tuberville