Ricky Fla

Part time Milkman, full time goat impersonator

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@FreddieMcSlick @oc_1989 ah CJ I just cracked up in work at your Otemendi gag, you're like a breath of fresh oxygen to the soul

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@DublinAirport I just spoke with the car park team on the phone and they said the holiday blue car park isn’t accessible? But going by the pinned tweet at the top of your page it seems like it is.. can you confirm whether it is or not please? Thanks

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@DublinAirport Thanks. Do you know if the holiday blue car park has been cleared now? Cheers

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@DublinAirport hi we just tried to get our car from the holiday blue car park but the road was completely blocked so we were unable to retrieve the car. Do you know if it will be unblocked tomorrow or when it’s bein planned to be cleared? Thanks.

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@askDUBairport Ok thanks.. any idea roughly how long we should leave it before trying to get down to get the car? Cheers

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@askDUBairport we had to stay in a hotel last night as our flight was cancelled but we had to leave our car in the holiday blue car park as the conditions in the car park were so poor.. can you let me know if they are safe to collect the car so we can leave today please?!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

#MUFC is delighted to announce a fee has been agreed with Everton for the transfer of Romelu Lukaku, subject to a medical & personal terms.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Wenger punches the air, turns to Pep Guardiola and shouts:

'Cash me outside how bout dat.'

Great scenes.

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@MaltesersUK Opened me good Easter egg with the promise of a 'full size bag of maltesers' but there was no bag inside 😔 #devastated

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

Labes keb

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

Dids

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Shat on bowel movements. https://t.co/vwNgpIhPRC

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@oc_1989 dose. of. shite.

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

@pascalimator @FreddieMcSlick probably the first and only hat-rick you'll ever see in the league, savour it lads.

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

Rooney's first touch is more disgusting than my ballbag. And it's rotten.

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

https://t.co/GGI3iRRESl

[Chico Flores @chicoflores]

😎

[Ricky Fla @rfla11]

Geordie commentator on Bein Sports is the coob. Metaphors constantly flyin outa him.