Rhett Foluler

Blaseball bleat reporter for @BlaseballNews covering the New York Millennials. Host for Blaseball Central on WFLAN 666 AM NYC. Proud member of @IBlaseballWA

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

Well today’s the day @nymillenials fans! Three Mills will be playing in the #CoffeeCup Finals!

A quick recap!

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

I think I’m going to leave it at that and disappear.

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

Well looks like I missed another goddamn deadline.

[BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK @BlaseballNews]

#BNNFINALE

Blaseball has come to a close, and with it, we see an end to BNN. Thank you everyone who contributed your thoughts and words to us for one last go around.

No powers ranked, no estimations, just our community's Closing Thoughts.

https://t.co/FdRDYbFlf3

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

I have so many fond memories. I started this to be a best reporter, something I have always wanted to do. I had no clue about Discord or the community besides this sentient machine called @BlaseballNews

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

@JustMelissaSue You’re right, but I feel the same way you do. They had a great thing going with a great community and the rug was pulled out from under everyone.

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

Am I the only one still enraged?

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

This one cuts the deepest

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

This still fucking sucks

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

https://t.co/XmU31PGI33
The final credits from The Game Band, and a wave from the Monitor. #blaseball

[Rhett Foluler @RFoluler]

I’m still pissed

[Joe (Mecha Freak Mode) @Spiral_Joe]

Figured I should make one last one in honor of a game that I truly was way too into for over a year. Cya #blaseball it was a fun ride.

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

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Stay tuned for more!

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

🎶 WFLAN 20/20 Splorts 🎶

Good afternoon, I’m the Minkman with your 20/20 splorts update:

Breaking news, the trial of the century finally has a date.

The @nymillenials will argue their case on Monday, November 9th.

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

Roger: “A good pair of briefs here, but not much substance for the trail. A shame really.”

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

Roger: “A different angle here from @hifridays. I didn’t know that teams benefitted from EtR. This could lead to some interesting Discovery if all @blaseball teams have to open their books for review.”

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

Clarton: How does that pile of milk TYPE? Does it have hands, Bloom? How does it talk to ya’s?

Bloom: I don’t know Craig-y, but I can say this. That milk has a much higher IQ and brain cells than you ever had in your life!

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

Clarton: @EsqMilk is a HANDFUL OF MILK, Bloom. Literally held by four to ten HANDS! How does a handful of MILK file a brief, I ask ya’s

Bloom: I’m not sure Craig my man, but it was a damn good brief. That milk knows his stuff.

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

Clarton: Now, Bloom, I have some questions about this ev-I-dence. You see this Milk guy?

Bloomer: You mean @EsqMilk? The preeminent shoe thrift attorney?

Clarton: Yea dat guy. You read der website?

Bloom: No, I haven’t.

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

Clarton: Well, Bloom, in one week, just one week the ::deep voice:: trail of the century:: will take place. And let me tell U, I am excited.

Bloom: Well, we are all excited to get to court and figure this out. I’ve been looking over the evidence and I don’t know who will win.

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

Bloomer and Clarton In the Morning, WFLAN 666 AM, New York.

Clarton: Goooooddd mooorrrrnniiiiing eeeevvvvrrrryyyboooodddyy! Bloomer and Clarton back on the air! How you doing today Bloom?

Bloomer: Doing great Craig-y.

[NY Splorts Radio @NySplorts]

Mike: “And he’s being SUED by a team in his OWN LEAGUE! And every team, except da Crabs, backs da suit!”

::pauses::

“If dats a good jawb, I hate to see a bad jawb, I’ll tell ya dat!”