Rachel

[Rachel @rfostah]

@PallerSarah girl do not even get me started on these

[Rachel @rfostah]

@PallerSarah been waiting for this to hit the tl

[Rachel @rfostah]

All of these holiday parties kind of feel like all the events that happened the week before NYC shut down last year…dangerously squeezing one last drop of fun

[Rachel @rfostah]

We’re getting to that age where if someone posts a photo of a baby it might their’s

[Rachel @rfostah]

if this isn’t me in 40 years... i want a refund

[Rachel @rfostah]

Playing solitaire on the street as people pour out from the club on my left and right

[Rachel @rfostah]

chugged a margarita alone at a bar, people all around me dancing, this is what I call the good life

[Rachel @rfostah]

There were some red flags and by red flags I mean an American Flag being used a window shade

[Rachel @rfostah]

@PallerSarah Spike Lee is the best 6th man in the NBA

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

I can’t even

[Rachel @rfostah]

update: i’m at that age now

[Rachel @rfostah]

can’t wait to get to that age where i stop putting my bed in the corner of my bedroom

[Rachel @rfostah]

When evening me sees that morning me didn’t make the bed:

[UNO @realUNOgame]

*Per management: 🚨 You cannot STACK a +2 on a +2 🚨

Go ahead, roast us.

[Rachel @rfostah]

Frances McDormand is my North Star

[Rachel @rfostah]

@USPSHelp I dmed you guys with tracking information about a package that hasn’t moved in over a week and y’all stopped responding. What should I do?

[Rachel @rfostah]

@ItBoix kind of like ordering a muffin in sayles at 11pm

[Rachel @rfostah]

21 Savage and Metro Boomin sampled Passion Pit in 2020 ... 🤯

[Rachel @rfostah]

@BomiJohnson1 @heychelsealea Chelsea has been watering a dead fern half a year now

[Rachel @rfostah]

Honored to be nominated for this. I'm going to have to pass this along to @sephgais @maddietopf @logocrow