Ryan Foster

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

The 10th circle of Hell is being the only lucid person in a Costco full of Asian grandparents

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

People who fast pass shitty songs on TouchTunes should be stoned to death

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

I fucking love the Cupid shuffle

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

@slime_machine Another cig post by the yard smh

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

I fucking love the Cupid shuffle

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

🎵 our song is the slam of these coors 🍻 🎶

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

@timjong_un It is actually awful

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

Marquis out here getting fake numbers at 1 AM on a Thursday

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

do you think donald trump has the mental consitution to fortnite himself if it came down to it

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

every cigarette i smoke is one less cigarette available to the children i give cigarettes to

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

Awesome

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

Saturday February 11th: Someone is playing Monster Mash at the bar

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

Nobody talks about how terrible of a band name Gym Class Heroes was. I know those guys showed up sweaty as hell to 5th period

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

@chrislink1991 Never come at the GOAT again. Our household will be only eating hooters from now on until you learn some respect for true alphas

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

@rackjager Siri play Piano Man

[Rob Harris @RobHarris]

FIFA President Gianni Infantino at news conference in Qatar: “Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker”

[Ryan Foster @RFoster798]

@kyle_perel Don’t worry about what other people say KP you’ve always been scum of the Earth

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Put down the Fortnite controllers and go to Hooters with the boys.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

If I were an NFL head coach, my playbook would be the Bible.