A2Z

Ask😉 wat u wanna knw

[benlien! @max_benlien]

Instead of: “How was your night / Did you sleep well?”

* How did you wake up feeling?
* Did you actually sleep or were you on your phone all night? 😂
* You look like someone who didn’t sleep enough 😂
* Did you have a good night?
* Hope you got some proper rest.
* What mood did you wake up in today?”

[benlien! @max_benlien]

Instead of “Good night”

* Alright, go and rest now
* Don’t stay up too late tonight.
* Go sleep, you’ve done enough for today.
* Rest well, trouble.
* Okay, bedtime for you.
* Hope you sleep well tonight.
* Alright, I’ll stop disturbing you now.
* Sleep well, okay?

[benlien! @max_benlien]

Instead of “Have you eaten?”

* Please tell me you’ve eaten something today
* What did you end up eating?
* What’s on the menu today?
* I hope you didn’t forget to eat again.
* What did you have for lunch?

[benlien! @max_benlien]

Instead of “How was work?”

* So, how much did work stress you today?
* Did work behave itself today?
* How was the office drama today?
* You survived work?
* So what did work do to you today?
* Rate today’s work stress from 1–10
* What was the highlight of work today?
* Are we celebrating surviving another workday?

[benlien! @max_benlien]

Instead of “How is your day going?”

* I have a feeling you’re either having an amazing day or causing trouble. Which one?
* So what kind of trouble did you get into today?
* So, what have you been up to? And don’t say ‘nothing’
* I hope you’re having a better day than me because mine is already doing rubbish
* You crossed my mind, so here I am

[benlien! @max_benlien]

Instead of “Good morning/How are you?”

* How’s my favourite distraction doing?
* Look who finally decided to wake up
* Morning, trouble.
* I hope you woke up in a good mood today.
* New day, same fine girl.
* I just know you’re still in bed 😂
* Hope your morning is going, smoothly?.
* First thought of the day? 👀
* I hope today is kind to you.
* So… what kind of day are we having today?

[The married man @marriedmn]

A man who’s 40 has great chances of finding a wife.

A woman who’s 40 has low chances of finding a husband.

Time is a man’s greatest ally, and a woman’s worst enemy.

It is brutal but fair.

[A2Z @rfreak17]

@AdaLluch Hey I want to visit spain. Can you please tell me places to visit.

[Ada Lluch @AdaLluch]

Communists are camping in the main cities of Spain because they want Spain to become a communist country.

They also need a reason as to why they do nothing with their lives and why they don’t shower.

They are a cancer to our nations.

[benlien! @max_benlien]

this rizz works 100% of the time🥹❤️

[benlien! @max_benlien]

“Eye, Mark, Luv, Yuu are on a boat… Mark falls off. Who remains?”

She’ll reply: “Eye, Luv, Yuu.”

You: “I love you too.”

Then ask her out on a date or move the conversation to another app that works for both of you.

[benlien! @max_benlien]

“you can never find anyone like me”

she didn’t lie dawg, she didn’t lie😞🥀

[Lankesh - लंकेश @hasmukh_insan]

That's what is real Friendship 🤝😈

[benlien! @max_benlien]

When flirting with a woman,

Don’t text her “good morning”, “how are you?” or “have you eaten?” like every other guy in her DMs.

Text her this instead:

[John Kabeer @rushtbhramin]

दोग़ला समाज 🥹

[Dating Dynamics @Dating_Dynamics]

Signs your woman is sexually bored of you but will never say out loud

The first one is:

[Mindset Matter @Mindsetmatter_]

Building a stronger mind.