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hi

[𝐿𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝓎 @LBknowsBall]

Before the fireworks start tonight, here’s a friendly reminder: if you aren’t in one of the original 13 colonies, this 250th birthday party isn’t technically yours. You’re just attending as a plus-one.

This one belongs to the stripes, not the stars, baby. 🇺🇸

[Æthelstan @TheHauskarl]

Larry the Cat will have outlasted 5 British PMs. It's time to start asking if the strength and stability we needed has been right in front of us all along.

[Rory Gilmore do Ketu @carinapoc]

Eu reconheço uma divindade ancestral quando vejo

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

[Ben McDonald @realbenmcdonald]

Hey Now @Orioles with the sweep today! Headed back to #CharmCity for a 6 game home stand….How we feeling #Birdland 🧹

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

The greatest free advert in history

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @Kaaaaatie_x]

i genuinely feel like this is one of the most beautiful moments of humanity i’ll ever witness in my life

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

I mean how can you not love this sport

[autist @litteralyme0]

- My horses: held
- Rome: built over the course of several day
- The ice I'm walking on: thick
- Bit off: just enough to chew
- My Book: judged by its content
- My marbles: accounted for
- The hand that fed me: unbitten

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

[Neha Dixit @nehadixit123]

My fav on this day, always

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Jack Hughes repeating how much he loves America and how proud he was to be an American after scoring the game winner while simultaneously missing 3 teeth was such a gorgeous display of patriotism

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Cinema is Forever

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[🦢 @meishato]

sorry i never responded to your text, i’ve been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up

[Katie Kraynak @KraynakKatie]

I protect the family… 🤍

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

I love the Irwins because they have American evangelical energy except their religion is conservation and crocodiles