Thanks for buying tickets to my stand up tours and watching my shows on Netflix. Not only does such global success annoy all the right people, but it also means I can donate a lot of your hard earned money to animal charities. Best fans in the world ❤️
Donkeys are the most beautiful, companionable and gentle souls on earth. But every year 6 million are stolen, slaughtered and skinned for fake Chinese medicine. Some people are stupid cunts.