Rhonda Goff

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

We're, like, seven years into Trump supporters wearing American flag bikinis at his rallies and then pretending to be aggrieved over the U.S. Flag Code.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

No notes.

[ProPublica @propublica]

In acquiring church status, the Family Resource Council told the IRS it holds chapel services at its office, averaging 65+ people.

But when we called to inquire about service times, a staffer responded, “We don’t have church service.”

https://t.co/I87jnRB4mv

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

The GOP's shameless inaction but make it A Chorus Line. #ThoughtsAndPrayers 😇💭🙏🏻🎶

[Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio]

Perhaps He should take the credit for having the second lowest gas price in the world.

[Mike Pence's Other Mother 🟧🟦🟪 @cooltxchick]

Republicans didn’t put this energy into Luttig, Raffensperger, Jacob, Bowers, Herschmann .They are trying to discredit Cassidy Hutchinson because she’s young, and she’s a woman. She may lack the status, but her testimony is just as — if not more, important and powerful. Full stop

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

holy shit

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Stay mad, boo-boo."

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

President Biden: "I think it's 35 or 30 corporations didn't pay a single solitary penny last year and they're Fortune 500 companies. They made $400 billion. They paid no taxes. How can that make any sense?"

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

While Trump was president, EVERY Democrat voted for the $2 trillion CARES Act, even though doing so helped Trump.

While Biden is president, ZERO Republicans voted for the $1.9 trillion American Relief Plan, because hurting Biden is more important than helping Americans.

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

As a public defender, I couldn't even use the same bathroom as jurors during a trial.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

TRUMP HAS THE WORST LAWYERS MONEY CAN BUY.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Trump's lawyers are wholly incapable of naming a *single step* Trump took to stop the violence. Utterly damning.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The irony is that almost none of these rioters wore masks so they will be easier to identify.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Soooooooo... arrest her?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The man directly responsible for the chaos of today is Donald Trump, who has made it clear that he will do anything to remain in power – including insurrection and inciting violence. Trump will go down in history as the worst and most dangerous president in history.