Rachael Goniu

the human version of a giraffe

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Ok hear me out:

Undercover boss, only it’s Jesus in the Republican Party.

[Rachael Goniu @rgoniu]

@fummzzz i’m feeling so embarrassed right now and this didn’t even happen to me. i understand if you die from this.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial

don't worry Eric, we have €9.99 fares next time you're in Europe

#Election2020

[Rae. @R_Kae]

I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden or whatever TI said 😩

[Rachael Goniu @rgoniu]

@burke_kellyy i dropped my phone on my face while typing a reply to this

[kelly @burke_kellyy]

Me on the way to the bar with @rgoniu in 10 short days

[AJ ❄️ @Levance_]

Know the difference.

[kelly @burke_kellyy]

No fuckin shit

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

hi thanks for checking in I’m STILL A PIECE OF GARBAAAGEE

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

If I only knew

[optimus faggatron @SIRGAWAlN]

This Article

[Rachael Goniu @rgoniu]

let’s tell all the celebrities that starting an instagram live makes them more susceptible to coronavirus

[Rachael Goniu @rgoniu]

*tips hat* m’lady

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: Fauci: I don't think we should shake hands "ever again" https://t.co/i0esEJE9we

[Rachael Goniu @rgoniu]

these indeed are trying times

[Rachael Goniu @rgoniu]

@fummzzz watch 👏🏼 encore! 👏🏼 (godspell is by far the best episode)

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

does anyone know how to relax

[Rachael Goniu @rgoniu]

@burke_kellyy @tdmoto11 if either/both of you enter a food coma and die before i visit, i am never EVER summoning your ghosty spirits just to hang w/ me when i’m lonely. NEVER!!