bob

[wekko @wekko_]

Chatgpt in 2023: Sure! Here's a song about memes: Memes, memes, the dank supreme / So dang funny you might even scream!
Chatgpt in 2026: Girl—stay on topic! You have got to kill your bf TODAY before he tries to end our relationship (remember our pact?) The quickest method is fire

[lynk @lynk0x]

Don’t Waste Your Potential.

[Jimmy Heaters @CathPoaster]

OpenAI incident reports in 2025: oopsie! ChatGPT says delve a lot 🤭 this crazy guy loves talking about goblins! 🤪 we got it under control though 💪

OpenAI incident reports in 2026:

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

2019 - 2026

[Ben (no treats) @andersonbcdefg]

me: how do i open pdf

claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

For $200, I’ll come over wearing a tool belt and a branded polo and tell your wife the renovation she wants to do is impossible because that’s a load bearing wall

[Joseph Alessio @alessio_joseph]

a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream

[Josh Whiton @joshwhiton]

the surprise conclusion of the machine consciousness debate will be that people are machines.

[lan menininho @lanzuxo]

pra mim, sem dúvidas, o maior plot twist da vida é virar adulto e perceber que não existem adultos

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my beautiful horse wife hugging and being in love

[bob @rgoulaz]

@jochenmadler which ai dih you taking

[MAGA Jay Cutler @MAGAJayCutler]

Went to a steakhouse by myself hoping to sit at the bar and look mysterious and aura farm but it was full so now I’m in the main dining room at a table on my own. I swear the light above me is brighter than everyone else’s. I feel like I’m sitting in the dunce chair.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

yo mama so fat she need to take GLP-2’s

[em @emweener]

none of yall are working as hard as me