One small step for man, one giant leap for healthy tastiness!
On October 5, Steak n Shake's buns will officially achieve escape velocity from the seed-oil era. The Eagle's buns have landed, and they're unapologetically drenched in pure Grade AA Wisconsin butter.
Since the day man landed on the Moon, he has sought out new and ever greater challenges. The grass-fed, grass-finished Steakburger with seed-oil free buns has broken through to a new frontier.
Our MAHA voyage continues! ๐บ๐ธ๐๐
Once you realize it youโll never miss it...
When America is in a dispute with another country Dems and Media ALWAYS side with the other country.
Today is Canada.
Yesterday was Iran.
Before that was China.
Etc.
Doesnโt matter who or what itโs about.
They just hate America.
๐จ BREAKING: In a MASSVE move against the meatpacking monopoly, President Trump is hereby authorizing farmers and ranchers to DIRECTLY PROCESS their OWN FOOD
Trump is declaring WAR on artificially high meat prices! ๐ฅ
"For years I have heard that they have had a tremendous problem with the Big Processors, who many say are a nasty Monopoly."
"There are, essentially, 4 of them, a very non competitive number, and they make life miserable for our wonderful Farmers and Ranchers, and I canโt let that happen, can I?"
"So, in order to break this powerful monopoly, with much of its ownership based outside of the U.S., I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD."
"This should move quickly. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
๐ช๐ธ 27.08.2026 โ Ceuta, Spain.
Groups of local men, joined by hooligans who travelled from mainland Spain โ including members of Sancionados Sixtinos Firm and Stukas Sur โ reportedly moved against African migrants living in makeshift settlements along the cityโs beach.
BYU announces football coach Kalani Sitake will no longer report directly to AD Brian Santiago, but instead to a university vice president. Santiago will oversee BYU's remaining programs. Looks like Sitake won that one
Ozempic enthusiast Jelly Roll decided to fill in for communist propagandist Jimmy Kimmel and decided to attack President Trump.
Thanks for letting us all know that you are complete fraud.
Consider yourself Dixie Chickโd!
I need more clarity as to why the guy on the left was just sentenced to 4 years of house arrest after shooting 4 people in a bar at Indiana University in 2022 while the grandma on the right was sentenced to two years in prison for praying outside of an abortion clinic in 2020:
When you think life isn't fair... remember Derek Chauvin.
I remember when this happened, my girlfriend (who was black) came home and was angry.
I explained he was high as a kite, had a cardiac condition, multiple comorbidities, and how you can't scream "I can't breathe for 20 minutes unless you, in fact, are breathing. You don't need to be a doctor to know this, but I am, which helped.
I explained how nothing about this was overly physical, and we watched the clip of Floyd refusing to cooperate, not getting in the police car, lying down in the ground like a toddler, and being an altogether idiot for 10 minutes. You don't need to be a soldier or a police officer to know this, but I was, so it helped.
We then reviewed why this happened in the first place: he was committing a felony crime, and was caught in the act. You don't need to be a genius to see this, but I am, so, yay for me.
We then discussed his criminal history, namely him getting arresting for breaking into some woman's home, and also threatening to shoot her and her unborn baby. You don't need to be a modern bigot to notice, but I am, so sayeth the internet.
We finally discussed racism in this nation. The history of slavery. I dismantled all the narratives and talking points. I stripped away all the victimhood and shameful nonsense. You don't have to be an armchair historian to be the brave anti-simp, but alas, I smoke many cigars.
By the time I was done, she was a white supremacist, by modern standards. Essentially a NAZI. Which just means you say factual things that makes the left cry.
Finally, in closing, men can't get pregnant.
SIEG HEIL!
73% of women on the titanic survived.
Only 19% of men did.
Read that again.
Even the richest men alive, class, power, status, all useless when the ship started sinking.
Hierarchy collapsed.
Gender didnโt.
โWomen and children firstโ
Not a suggestion.
A rule men didnโt break.
Men stood there.
No panic
No begging.
Just accepted it.
They didnโt ask:
โDo I know her?โ
โIs she worth it?โ
โWill she remember me?โ
No one asked if it was fair.
No camera.
No applause.
No second chances.
Zero return.
Full cost.
Understand this:
When survival gets limited, a manโs life becomes negotiable.
Men like that built the world.
And today?
Masculinity gets mocked.
Call it whatever you want.
But when everything collapsed, men paid first.
This isnโt opinion.
This is history.