Not Gordan.

I don't understand Twitter.

[Cate Hall @catehall]

no person trying to be funny has ever APPROACHED this level of funny

I actually had to look away from the screen

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Yes, Trump started a war and can’t figure how to get out of it. Gas prices are spiking, groceries cost a fortune, airline fares are rising, the Attorney General was just fired, the job market is wretched, the national debt is out of control, but the president is laser focused.

[o-o 🫥 @Stop_Just_Stahp]

MAGA,

As of today:
- Inflation 2.1%
- Unemployment is 4%
- GDP is 3%
- Manufacturing is booming, and only getting better.

The economic boom you're about to credit to Trump was brought to you by Joe Biden. And when it crashes, that will 100% be on Trump.

[Not Gordan. @rgrayiv]

@jakepaul

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

zoom in on every single person in the background lol

[Not Gordan. @rgrayiv]

@DonaldJTrumpJr This you?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

Clark Pollard, a lifelong conservative, explains why - when it comes to people, media, and big cities - he's afraid of it all. And he's not going to apologize for it.

[Not Gordan. @rgrayiv]

@realDonaldTrump She’s a prosecutor, dipshit

[Not Gordan. @rgrayiv]

@realDonaldTrump Love to see a rehabilitated felon

[Not Gordan. @rgrayiv]

@realDonaldTrump If only

[Not Gordan. @rgrayiv]

@bennyjohnson Donnie wants to tell you about a dead guy’s dong

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Babe, wake up, lead paint truthers just dropped

[Not Gordan. @rgrayiv]

@realDonaldTrump Why is it so easy to get through your wall?

[Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz]

This is quite the chart (from the new NBC News poll) ... https://t.co/NjLQuLBUSW

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

YOU STUPID MF’ers JUST GOT TRUMP TO REPEAT YOUR LIE ABOUT THE PETS. CONGRATS ON SETTING THE NEWS STORIES TOMORROW BY LYING SO TRUMP PICKS IT UP AND SAYS STUPID SHIT.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here comes @tedcruz with his “Heidi and I” template of thoughts and prayers.

[Won’t PAC Down @wontpacdown]

THESE GUYS ARE JUST WEIRD.

JD Vance and his Project 2025 weirdos want to control your bedroom. Will you let them?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

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[Joe Bishop-Henchman 🗽💸⚖️🚆 @jbhenchman]

Russia forgot to pay its chatgpt bill so a bunch of angry Twitter accounts suddenly went haywire