Richard G.

Of the Interwebz. Asia-wanderer. 48 year vintage. Ph.D in Awesome.

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@stats_feed @grok why is Canada so low on this list?

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@nyjets_mart Psycho.

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@stats_feed One’s a housewife, and the other is a spiritual guru.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

10 Farts Explained !

1. Loud fart – Too much swallowed air

2. Silent but deadly – High sulfur foods

3. Frequent farting – Excess fiber or soda

4. Smelly fart – Eggs, meat, or gut imbalance

5. Morning fart – Overnight gas buildup

6. Painful fart – Constipation or gas trapping

7. Wet fart – Loose stool or infection

8. Noisy rumbling before fart – Gut movement

9. Fart during exercise – Core pressure release

10. Fart after dairy – Lactose intolerance

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@stats_feed @grok is there a more recent survey for Canada about this topic?

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@nyjets_mart If he was smart… which he isn’t.. he’s prorogue parliament, then resign, have a liberal leadership convention, and then let parliament topple his government.

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The perfect burger menu does exist.

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When men still need instructions. https://t.co/KuYcl7RZOF

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Hello Pancake House. @ Pancake House https://t.co/rBSp5vtg0t

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“Real eggnog doesn’t come from a store. Perhaps”, thought TheRich, “homemade means a little bit more.” @ Guangzhou, China https://t.co/9FRE7y4jIO

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Yup. Also discovered I’m capable of hate. So there’s that.

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The queue for basically mandatory Covid testing. This is still going on nearly three years later. @ Guangzhou, China https://t.co/gadImzDDPA

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I don’t know my s*** about NFL… but somehow knew I should share this with you. @nyjets_mart

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Streaming licensing is broken. When I can be a Canadian, with a Canadian credit card, trying to watch Canadian content while abroad but denied— put me on a watch list cuz now I’m gonna torrent. Y’all just lost more money. Congratulations.

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When you go home, you find some things change, but so much is still the same.

Middle Aged Expat - Where I Used to Play
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Quarantine ends today. Not to be pessimistic, but I have a feeling this journey isn’t over yet… @ Qiandaohu, Zhejiang, China https://t.co/LUmYErSrnu

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Wanna check out my quarantine space suit?

Middle-Aged Expat in Quarantine - Part 3; Day 4
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Middle-Aged Expat Talks to a Camera For Quarantine - Day 2-3
https://t.co/TNeVzsioQN @ New World Makati Hotel https://t.co/ZntywuzCXy

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What returning to China looks like. @ Ninoy Aquino International Airport Terminal 1 Arrival https://t.co/STSdZrPPO7

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@TheTweetOfGod I prefer to think of it as liberating souls.