Raz

I play guitar for @ExitumUK, drink irn-bru, inhale and exhale.

[Raz @rhafeez123]

@tenable is terrible at #tenable

[- @FfsAliLAD]

I'm not sure what's happening here but lowkey I don't wanna know either

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Chocolate starfish on Bake Off. No words. #GBBO

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@dadwroteaporno Not only am I disappointed at lack of jammy todger pun when serving Jammy Dodgers to Lin-Manuel Miranda, but you also missed that Belinda could play Pepper Potts in Iron Man #JusSayin

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Absolutely blown away by @AndersonPaak and the @freenationalsXX tonight! And he came back with a Grammy 😂

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@adamrowecomedy Had me creasing with that set 😂😂👌🏽

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Even with my severely diminished reading time on the train, I finally finished reading this! What a life Sir Dave has lead! Gonna miss hearing his voice in my head as I read this book 😂… https://t.co/NUzi7gKB06

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Booked tickets for @AndersonPaak in March! Far too excited #AndysBeachClub

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We’re front row for @AriShaffir ... I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing 😅😂😂

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Going to see @AriShaffir tonight and just got tickets for @billburr Life is good!

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Fun day picking conkers in the park with the fam 😎❤️ @ Lister Park https://t.co/JSeLbDqswm

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@dadwroteaporno So, apparently, “cock” used to refer to the twinkle cave (aka vajayjay) and I found this. I thought you might appreciate it 🙃 https://t.co/9bymsEjdWy

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@dadwroteaporno @Alicelevine https://t.co/vCCBVI4kxW The original Zachariah’s Magic Wand #ThankMeLater

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@tomsegura @ChristinaP I was catching up on YMHP and I just heard you guys named Tiny Jeans after me! 😱😱 I’m so flattered! I hope Cardi B follows suit 🤞🏽

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Happy birthday to my mama ❤️❤️ #family https://t.co/RHp1SXXkzP

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@VotedBestTweets I came across this yesterday and was mind blown when you mentioned it on the podcast. It’s definitely fake though haha https://t.co/zePMXL9rMz

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IN THE FAAAACE 😂 #WorldCup #Football https://t.co/8hmNrZkK9M

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Happy 5th birthday to this little monkey!! 🙈❤️… https://t.co/M7oYIDgwWE

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@TomMisch Hey, the website on the pre-order card for Geography’s no longer a website 😅 Is there any way I can redeem my code still?

[Raz @rhafeez123]

@vauxhall Haha yes still pending. Unless you fancy sending me a motor 🙊😜