yap moon

Critically acclaimed tweeter

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*incoherent pop culture noises*

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@leahpetersss 😩

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@BBigBrotherBuzz she's unlockeddddd

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Poe being a poet, you can't make that ish up

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

There are gay icons and then there is my mother who waited up for me to get home with her emmy in one hand and the huge bag of taco bell she ordered for me in the other

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Finding out the only coworker I get along with is on meth

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Scheduling a tweet for 10 mins from now about how I wish I could go back 10 mins

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

staring at old pictures of myself rn i’m my own dead wife

[booooooooooo @BooBarrymore]

been a hard few weeks for people that like sequins

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Hi so nice to meet you! You’re actually the perfect subject for my experiment

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Naming myself "Minnie Soda" to compete with Flo Rida

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Just got a frost warning after fighting people on the fact that it's still summer

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Someone called me "mama" and asked if anyone ever calls me that, like thank god no

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And then there's MAUDE ✨

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

📺DEBUT: 'Maude' starring Bea Arthur premiered 54 years ago, September 12, 1972, on CBS

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Skelly Duvall - 2026 halloween costume

[mondayschildisfairofface @queenlatifahsbm]

I don’t give a fuck who talk behind my back cuz a bitch knew better than to let me hear it

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Homies love the "nah I'm a free agent" line when they ask if you're married

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"___ looks insane at 80!!" ok well I am decades younger and look insane daily

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So hungry, I could eat a billionaire

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at the casino and taking a gamble by turning down the volume on every machine

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Long story long,