Richard Aspden

Had my account hacked. Now hoping to get my account back and doing some tweeting.

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@FootballCliches while listening to the popular 90s hit my 6 year old daughter asked what a 'Scatman' is. Thankfully my Clichés training kicked in: scat-man, not scatman - a man who sings scat, not like 'postman'. 'Not his job' I said like some sort of anti Roy Keane.

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@HullKiwi Best of all we're spared Tones and I.

[Amateurish Rugby League @AmateurishRL]

131*

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@MikeHollandarts @prodnose And in full kit as well!

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@HullKiwi Amen to that!

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@Downhill2ndHalf Yeah. Same lighting we have each season 🙄

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@FootballCliches I've no doubt you've already been sent this but Martin Keown getting the boxing analogy all wrong here: https://t.co/YCfA6KNoEM

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@FootballCliches Bob Mills had flagged up the 1970 Franny Lee injury back in 1994: https://t.co/E75ERmmvSH

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@FootballCliches just passed a gastro pub on the way to my parent's advertising the 'Football World Cup'. Are we having this? You only specify the sport if it's not football. They must be told. BTW it's very much the kind of place that would show Rugby!

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@Downhill2ndHalf Can an amber shirt made by a recognised brand really be that hard? The only silver lining is that we share a manufacturer with New York Cosmos and therefore have a (tenuous) link to Pele

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@HullKiwi Too true. This is the guy who sat down with us London fans in Perpignan, ahead of our rebrand back to a Broncos, and suggested we rename ourselves London Pride 🙄

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@FootballCliches is football commentators names in menus a thing?

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@prodnose Relax Danny. All under control.

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@prodnose Wish they'd do a gig in London soon. It's been ages!

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@FootballCliches My VHS of this has a very hissy audio track. Does John Motson say 'that's fantabulous' after the second goal? If not I still think we should print the legend.

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@prodnose One step at a time Danny. I'm still waiting for someone to explain why the team that did wrong are allowed time to construct a wall at all. That seems to be extremely contrary to the idea of allowing a game to flow!

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

Fucking brilliant

[Downhill Second Half @Downhill2ndHalf]

It would appear that our earlier post was misleading.

This was the true scene in Barnet Playing Fields today. It's all going on.

#BringBarnetBack

[Downhill Second Half @Downhill2ndHalf]

It would appear that our earlier post was misleading.

This was the true scene in Barnet Playing Fields today. It's all going on.

#BringBarnetBack

[Richard Aspden @rhaspden]

@cp_124 @beespod Otters or not, how could we let such areas of natural beauty as this bit of scrubland be built on with something useful for the community? What were we thinking.

[LBC @LBC]

'It was one of the most pathetic things I've seen in years.'

@BenKentish attended a Barnet Council meeting about a proposed new football stadium on greenbelt land.

His verdict? 'Stop self-important NIMBYs vetoing everything this country needs.'