Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar

Happy spouse, parent, lawyer (still). USNR intel neek retired. Cat↑: Abby. Real name & real cat (a bossy luv). Career thought criminal. Nashville native.

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

My favorite photo of the daughters, probably Summer, 2003.

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@HunterBiden @midphrenologist …as it were.

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@buitengebieden “Ennui”

[mariana Z @mariana057]

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I don't know whose cat needs to hear this, but you LITERALLY just ate.

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 One more:

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@TheRealThelmaJ1

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@mariana057 The newest macabre cereal!

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@Kica333 https://t.co/IaNKxv7GHa

[Sophie Pedder @PedderSophie]

D-Day commemoration, Omaha Beach, June 6 2024

Zelensky arrived, the crowd applauded. And then this happened:

🇺🇸 veteran: You’re a saviour of the people

Zelensky: No, no, you saved Europe

🇺🇸 veteran: My hero

Zelensky: No, you are our hero

🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@StateDept In that case, the U.S. has practiced two-tier policing for 250 years.

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@BryceMLipscomb https://t.co/eurPOv7maD

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@simonmaechling Few people know how to assess information anymore, if they ever did.

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@mariana057 I appreciate chemistry jokes.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Every morning I announce that I'm going for a jog, but then I don't go...

It's a running joke...

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Bonhoeffer's Child @bonhoefferchild]

@New_Christendom How about electing a rapist? You loved the rapist.

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

Whoa.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

In other words, Weiss & Bilton decided to prove Scott Pelley was right about absolutely everything.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife: 'Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can't you do the same?'
Me: 'Are you mad? I barely know that woman!'

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

If they had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

[Bob Brandon, visiting Poe's Law scholar @rhbrandon]

@mariana057 @MerriamWebster You’re famous!