Bartzabel

Shall serve

[A Professional Overthinker 🇲🇦 @rizalakbarm_]

mirip bgt ajggg 😭

[Seno GP @senogp]

Depok bener-bener absurd banget ajg. Kemaren ditemukan diduga jasad bayi membusuk di fly over dekat Tugu Gong Si Bolong, Tanah Baru, Depok.

Ternyata pas diautopsi jasad membusuk itu punya ekor, ternyata KUCING.

BANGSAT KOTA DAGELAN 😭

[ri 🔻 @formersnoogli1]

Loveeee Indonesian dub like they put their whole pussy into this, like they genuinely sound like in their original voice.

[albarnnn ✰ @barnnx]

minggir knt*l

[MahaKersa @mahakersa]

Alasannya :
Daging fresh itu butuh “me time/chill ” dulu 😅. Masukin beberapa jam di chiller (sekitar 4-24jam)

Karena daging kurban yg baru dipotong itu:
• suhu daging masih panas
• otot masih tegang
• darah & cairan masih turun perlahan

Kalo langsung dibekuin biasanya jadi:
• Teksturnya alot & keras
• Bau prengusnya lebih keluar
• Pas dimasak banyak banget air & busanya

Urutannya : masukin chiller dulu baru freezer

[ꦇꦁ ∞ @inganggita]

Lah dulu sudah pernah ada.
Di indomar dulu ada 1 rak khusus majalah/koran/tabloid, ada shonen magz, nakayoshi, dan komik2 elex/level/mnc

[َ @yuutko]

i wish people feared their sons being pedophile, abusers & rapist as much as they fear them being gay. ;(

[dunia kegelisahan @IndonesiaFedera]

TRIK JAM TIDUR
BIAR PAS BANGUN GAK LEMES

1. Kalau lo harus bangun jam 7 pagi
Tidur di: 21.45 / 23.15 / 00.45 / 02.15

2. Kalau lo harus bangun jam 8 pagi
Tidur di: 22.45 / 00.15 / 01.45 / 03.15

3. Kalau lo harus bangun jam 6 pagi
Tidur di: 20.45 / 22.15 / 23.45 / 01.15

4. Kenapa jamnya aneh?
Karena tidur itu siklus (±90 menit),
kalau bangun di tengah siklus = badan lo
makin capek.

[Carlos RO - King of Coaching 🛩️ @Carlos_ROcelote]

Iranian women can finally do OnlyFans.

[KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS (Eng) @KojiPro2015_EN]

#ThisWeekAtKJP

Our “Otsukaresama Day” is back after a while 👍
After a little hiatus, our end of the month celebration is back 👍

Today’s menu:
Opor Ayam 🍗

A traditional Indonesian chicken dish simmered in coconut milk.

#KojimaProductions

[Vyrn Kings @Vyrn_King]

Aku shock anak jejepangan jaman now banyak yang nggak tau この番組はご覧のスポンサーの提供でお送りします。

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

social media has ruined everything. standards... mindsets.. goals.. society.

[v a l d y @Valdy_PM]

ngerjain laprak tapi ga mepet deadline tuh gada adrenalinnya anjir
bengong mau nulis apa

[BLACKPINKOFFICIAL @BLACKPINK]

#BLACKPINK WORLD TOUR [DEADLINE] IN JAKARTA 🌴

#블랙핑크 #WORLDTOUR #DEADLINE #DEADLINE_IN_JAKARTA #YG

[yo @madmalame]

org2 udh pada ngentot, gw pacaran aja blm pernah😞

[LALIGA @LaLigaArab]

🥶

[` @ymmayerr]

Your successful friends will leave you behind if you don't level up too.