Rhea Egger

Good Friend&Dog Lover

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A German Shepherd guard dog in a Belgrade Zoo once fought and defeated an escaped jaguar, saving the life of a zoo employee.

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Almonds help relieve stress.

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For both men and women, peeing sitting down improves bladder release and decreases cancer risk.

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Me: *Gets to school on time, does all my homework, follows the rules, rarely goes out* Parents: You're fucking out of control

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A sapiosexual is someone who's attracted to intelligence or the human mind.

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The consumption of sugar is growing faster than the world's population, increasing about 1% every year.

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If you're on a roadtrip and can't pay for a motel, park at Walmart . sleep in your car. They won't kick you out.

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school would be ok if it started at 2 in the afternoon and finished at 2 in the afternoon

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If you can't handle me at my worst I don't blame you because I can be a total ass.

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Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they're the shit.

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What do you get when you replace the "en" in a Wikipedia link with "simple?" A less complex version of the page.

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Admit it when you're wrong and shut up when you're right. This is a simple way to drastically improve the quality of your relationships.

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Being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like "my mom said no" you just have to change your name and move away

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love is a weird thing likeyou just pick a human and you're like yes i like this one i'll let this one ruin my life forever

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THIS SCHOOL YEAR NEEDS TO END ALREADY

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Your personality is who you are, and your attitude is based on how a person treats you.

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theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

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Psychology says, when we focus only on what we want, we lose sight of what we really need.

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People don't choose to be depressed, but they do make a choice about how to deal with it. Denying your pain only makes it worse.

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Dear Parents,You cannot zoom in on Instagram Sincerely, Your Children.