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[Island gworl🏝️ @ndzalyy_]

I wish tomorrow was December.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Congratulations! You've been selected to absorb another team's workload.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU'VE OUTGROWN YOUR CURRENT ROLE BUT DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE DRAINING PROCESS OF A NEW JOB SEARCH ??

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[selena @Selenaaaak]

In your 20s it’s very important that you go through a life altering breakup that drives you into psychosis, act crazy for a few months, then get into a life altering situationship w someone so you can go crazy for a few more months :)

[Pia @_epiphiany]

Friendship in your 20-30s is celebrating your friends resigning from toxic workplaces

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

Body is what ? Body is tea
Account is what ? Account is empTea

[car @kartikwhatever]

my daily routine:

6:30 am - 8:00 am - wake up
8:30 am - 10:00 am -?!?!?!’’???
10:01 am - ????????????
12:35 pm - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:00 pm - 6:00 pm - !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
7:45 pm - ??????!!??!!????
9:15 pm - ??!???!????!
11:00 pm - 3:45 am - ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at 2am after saying I'm getting up early

[carbonbuns @carbonbuns]

whatsapp as a medium of corporate communication needs to be permanently banned. i wish i could block everyone. you should NOT be fully available to your workplace all the time. respectfully, please, please get a life outside of work. why are you messaging me at 10pm.

[alli @sonofalli]

when i’m forced to make a phone call

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“Do not disturb yourself by imagining your whole life at once.”

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

me and this guy in an idgaf war, i miss you tho

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

"you’re overthinking this” bro i have anxiety. i have no other type of thinking available

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

overthinkers when the message feels a bit off