Rhena🦋

“I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious.” - Michael Scott

[Rhena🦋 @rhenabrett]

showing your parents a funny meme but having to tell them what to read first is so frustrating.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[lauren @winonaddict]

as summer nears its end, their power grows

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

this is how Glen Powell should've been dressed in Twisters smdh

[remand chic @our_jesse]

The bedroom ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that’s gone I’ve got to get the car ibuprofen because I can’t find the handbag ibuprofen

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

snl writers room rn

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It’s been a stressful day and my anxiety is out of control. I think I’ll watch an episode of FX’s hit show The Bear to relax

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

my uterine lining is falling out of my body but yes, sir, how may I help you.

[jas @jjashole]

i know what i saw.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

my personal zen garden

[Rhena🦋 @rhenabrett]

there’s nothing better than when you and your bff are both on TikTok at the same time sending videos to each other.

THAT’S CHEMISTRY.
THAT’S ROMANCE.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when you fake laughed twice already and they still talking