Rhett B Harris

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
-Norm Macdonald

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

@hankrsmith Didn't Susan's husband say something about choosing to be offended?

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Hey @OpenAI why won't chat gbt do roasts anymore? Those were fantastic

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

@BretWeinstein What can we do? What action can we the people take to help in de-escalation

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

@bucees is the best gas station shit I have ever taken.

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@Ashy_slashee

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@ChristinaP So are those big tits not gon' fart no more?

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

@brennanxyz You got a problem with facts, babe?

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

Possums are marsupials

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I can't take people seriously when they say "expecially"

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Just saw @jimmy_dore at @zaniesnashville. Guy gave me the vaccine and COVID at the same time. 10/10 would recommend

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

@the_churchnews So prophesying isn't a requirement to be a prophet?

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

Bojangles is salty

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Jim,

Another thought

If your mousse really is eleven years old, you better not eat it

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

Owning a friendly pitbull is like carrying an unloaded gun; it looks scary but it can't really hurt anybody even if it tried. I guess I could throw my dog at someone or hit them across the face with him

[Rhett B Harris @rhettbharris]

@JoeListComedy @elonmusk Solid move

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia

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#Chattanooga

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@mlssmahut

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@brennanxyz @verybadwizards I wonder why you love them so much, you absolute motherfucker