Rhett Pomeroy

posting thoughts and thinking ideas

[Rhett Pomeroy @rhettithink]

Fart turned into a shit.

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I hate negative people (Shaney Wishtoots)

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2 words.

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2 words. Black Adam.
2 more words. Thank you.

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My dog Zeus, trying to ignore his new vegan kibble

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Can’t come up with anything, but I have you know I’m trying and that’s what counts.

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Monkeys after their poop throw lands right in an old lady’s face.

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Me throwing away my eggos box after eating all 12 waffles in one sitting. Can anyone relate to this? Anyone free later? I miss interaction.

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I have a dream, I look in the mirror and I’m Jake Santora

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Me calling my dog fat even though it can’t defend itself.

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My titantron for midget wrestling.

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Me in the principals office telling him my poop joke was funny. (In college)

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Me when I get a missile laughed into me.

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@jacknastee This is ai

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@DiscussingFilm This looks like my cousin and I. What does your cousin luuk like?

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Wait… I realized my last part was a question and not a thought, sorry for confusing you guys💔❤️

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Thought: do bananas know they are used for sexual inuendos? What is a inuendo? Who was the president in 1902?

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Thought; if cookies had thoughts would you consider the devil to be Mr. The Cookie Monster? Is he devil to cookies?

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Thoughts”: Why do they call it blue balls? Did the Cookie Monster have a hard time staying erect?

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Wish we could escape the matrix we call life?

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Thought: if chess pieces had thoughts do you think the queen is fucking full of herself? Also do you think the horse feels like a fucking dumbass? Also do you think the rook is jelous the queen can do more? Do you think they wish they could escape the chess board like we wish we.