Rhett Oliver

Jeremiah 29:11 When I die I want my tombstone to say Loving father, husband, friend, slapbet comissioner.

[Rhett Oliver @RhettRO55]

@GearsofWar still no beta activation code @Xbox @XboxSupport this is not a good sign especially for day1 players

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Turrible music on the radio. Change stations, Led Zeppelin is playing. Shibbbbbyyyy!

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Got to IHOP an hour early on accident. Bets for how long it takes before a waitress asks "She's not coming ... Is she?"

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@Drift0r logic!!!!

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Stuck at work, powering through Go On! Such a great show! But cancelled after 1 season? @nbc you suck!! http://t.co/k92zRKgwMM

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@therealcliffyb Sniffles!!! Do want! Would appreciate!

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@wilw Here is your appropriate (and ultimately only acceptable reaction) good sir
http://t.co/TMxY87acFn

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@ManCaveHeaven Apparently the popular reply is "was" but I gotta agree, was is the operative word here.

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@donald_faison I am calling your mother!

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Stuck between a caddy escalade on rims and grandparents in a Buick. Footloose blaring. Man the looks I'm getting. Oh yeah!

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@TheRoflRaptor I'm gonna follow you on my gaming acct, trying to transfer most non family n friends to @RhettROPlays

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Seen it countless times but John Mulaney's "New In Town" is probably one of the best stand ups EVER! @mulaney

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In the long tradition of people butchering my name tonight we have a brand new contender! Tonight Rhett = Wet. Not sure how to take that one

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@TheRoflRaptor @OpTic_NaDeSHoT Pretty much have to completely agree with you. Aliens is fun but its not Zombies replacement.

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@TheRoflRaptor @OpTic_NaDeSHoT @Treyarch Broken games to me, unplayable. 2 words. Revenge spawn. Really? More like instant respawn death

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@TheRoflRaptor @OpTic_NaDeSHoT @Treyarch I just cant stand IW developed games, its a huge mass of chaos that still isnt fixed postpatch.

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@TheRoflRaptor @OpTic_NaDeSHoT Id say I'm ok with that. I have hopes (slight) for the next one even if its not developed by @Treyarch

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@OpTic_NaDeSHoT I plan on giving up CoD when TitanFall releases. Ghosts is making my blood pressure go through the roof! Awful, just awful!

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@TmarTn @YouTube Whats up with the uploads only being in 360p dude?

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Almost broke a coworker by singing a duet with @z86 of the intro to The Lion King. Today may be a very good day!