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[z86 @z86]

I am done pretending that my life was somehow better before 'Despacito.'

[LawBreakers @lawbreakers]

Retweet for a chance to win a NVIDIA GTX 980 Ti from @lawbreakers! #LB980ti Rules: https://t.co/D2is0uhEo2

[z86 @z86]

Jeff Sessions endorses Trump. RNC and Glenn Beck now on suicide watch.

[Matt Things @justmattsthings]

Gotta undo a button first. #mattthings https://t.co/Ui00H80h9f

[z86 @z86]

@justmattsthings Senses UPS woman in the building. Better go creep on her.

[z86 @z86]

@theillumiletty I have something you might be interested in.

[z86 @z86]

26/F/AL LF Pest Control passionate about killing chimney wasps. Reply to posting with 'WASPS' to prove you are not an A&E or TLC producer.

[z86 @z86]

"I feel like we should get tattoos now...I'm going to get a tattoo of your face...on my face." -Meg

[z86 @z86]

Me: "I've never been to that Dunkin' Donuts!"
Meg: "That's because it's a Krispy Kreme."

[z86 @z86]

I am really excited for daylight savings time. The clock in my car will be right again and I will have bested the universe once more.

[z86 @z86]

Mexican for lunch and ate too much. Fortunately my dress is as loose as my morals.

[z86 @z86]

Thought my kitchen was on fire this morning, but it was just jello.