Rheumatic Fever

Hey! I'm Rheumatic Fever. You might get me if your doctor doesn't properly treat you so don't blame me if you get me.(Melinda Cruz)

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Guess who got a bunch of kids sick while people were researching me? Again it was me

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So if you have chest pains, a fever, and sore throat you may want to go to the doctor 👨‍⚕️ just saying you do t want me

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So apparently the FDA prohibited the use of group A strep vaccines #noavodingme

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I feel that I should apologize for what I did in the 1990s sorry New York City and Utah I don't mean to have a major outbreak

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Guess who's the leading cause of heart disease...it's me

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Bright side of me, if you get rheumatic fever you get bed rest and some antibiotics but who doesn't love❤️ staying in bed?

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Shout out to kids 5-15 in Africa and South Central Asia, you guys are more prone to get me😊

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If I were to release anything it would be exotoxins

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Decided to go swimming in the gram-stain pool. I hate the peptidoglycan in my cell wall, I look bad in purple. #yuck #hate

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Sorry dude, you should've done a better at taking your antibiotics. #sorry #notentirlymyfault

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The real haters get treated when they have strep throat, so they can avoid me. I just don't understand. #why

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Tomorrow is prom! I've got to figure out how to get my cocci body in my dress!

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