Rhiannan Flack

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Me and Bobby paid £10 to share a plate of ribs and it turned out to be rib singular

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Presented to you without comment

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Reason 472937 to love hospitality: was cleaning a table with a drink spilling onto the floor and a guy said ‘I’ve got a leaky table for you’ and pointed at his dick

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

@rmoulton95 @dollardarko I would have booed

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Just been squared up to by a fat topless man at work hows your Wednesday evening going

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Feel like their should be a wage top up every time you get vomited on at work 🙂

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Bobby has been walking around the flat in a cowboy hat and kimono all morning

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

@georgia_nutter Can confirm he made one at a time and ate them over a 20 min period, washed down by his drink of choice which is just 3 different types of cordial with soda water

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Over my break at work earlier I saw the same staff member make a jam sandwich 3 times and I’m still thinking about it

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Just did an exam for work where they made me video my ears

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Anyone want my job, the pays okay and I’ve only had to call an ambulance on 2 out of 4 of my last shifts

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

@dollardarko Why did you do that to yourself voluntarily

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Once again my brother has forgotten to get me a birthday card for a birthday we literally share 😂

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

If you’re the type of person to complain that you’re served next at the bar, you’re not gonna get served next mate

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

@rmoulton95 Hi

[Ben McGowan @BenMcGowan_]

England have home advantage but you have to remember Italy squad spent most of last year at Wembley constructing the lasagne

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Taking part in hot girl summer in that I’ve got a 38 degree temperature

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

Just ‘one of those days’ for like the 14th day in a row 🥴

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

My life feels like one unending to do list atm

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

@frandonno It went in the cracks of the table and I had to get it out with a knife 🥴

[Rhiannan Flack @rhiaflack_x]

It would be my second shift in that a gal voms all over the table which I clean up only to have a gal on the table next to her vom all over the floor 5 mins later like some grim Mexican wave