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[peter noodle @rhianlind]

Saturday night vs Monday morning

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Innit kinda icky that even their ‘special’ moments are actually just ads there’s nothing real about this couple lmaaoooooo

[peter noodle @rhianlind]

I’ve entrusted mo with the passports at the airport and honestly I feel sick. I’M the airport dad. I should be holding the passports. He’s vanished to the toilet and I’ve never felt so vulnerable in my life

[peter noodle @rhianlind]

The prices of ice cream man wtaf, a 99 will set you back £4 WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭

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@FentysFinest_x @shuvinogrigio

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@TheAndrewNadeau @amyskellingt0n

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Broke people steal, I am SHOPLIFTING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Taylor Swift, Kim K and Kylie seeing who can get to Starbucks first https://t.co/MmOqe2pMIu

[andrew @floellaumbagabe]

When Bob the Builder is having a depressive episode and doubting his ability to be able to fix it

[peter noodle @rhianlind]

“You make me nervous” #LoveIsland

[peter noodle @rhianlind]

I don’t know how much of the old razzle dazzle I have left to give them

[peter noodle @rhianlind]

What season of Eastenders are we on

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https://t.co/NMQEL7uKN6

[MOON @iimoooona]

Big Sean is just like me.

[peter noodle @rhianlind]

@menace_cerys Rip :(

[Harrytw @mancbast3]

Where’s he been to replicate us? Creamfields?

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

There are those friends who are real sudden dropout texters. You know you only have like 4 text exchanges with them tops before they disappear into the night. You have to be ready. Come with a plan. Get your important questions out right away because they’ll be gone like THAT