Like galloping, running through sprinklers should not be an activity only socially acceptable for children. An adult should feel no shame in trotting through their own or someone else’s sprinkler privately or publicly.
I thought I'd write a daft little tune about being stuck in quarantine, featuring ma main hype man Sonny.
Hopefully it can bring you a little smile over this Easter isolation.
#stayathome#COVID19#covid19song
@northernassist@TPExpressTrains so not only have you cancelled my train, yet again. You then send one delayed by 7 minutes. And I only get to work an hour late. Woohoo...... I'd love to go 1 day without a delay or cancellation. #inmydreams#ihatemylife
What a wedding... Still recovering. It was amazing, hilarious, beautiful and feel very lucky to have spent the day with you and your lovely family and friends!… https://t.co/YXIlvoc0T6
@northernassist It's 2018 and you're telling me you can't have air con on trains. Absolute joke. I feel like a dog in a hot car and I have to sit here for 35 mins. Kill me now.
A king becomes a knight.Our hero in front of goal and in the manager’s seat, but most of all, when we needed him most, he was there for us, for the families, for the city.There couldn’t be a more deserving person to receive this recognition. A man for all seasons…arise Sir Kenny https://t.co/qu0N0fUgFJ