@jerseymikes in ABQ on Montgomery was just an unexpected highlight in the midst of holiday shopping. THE STAFF WAS ALL SO INCREDIBLY SWEET!!! the food was delicious. thank you for this lil bright spot today and seriously thank you to that kind team of badasses.
forget holding your own id when your alcohol delivery comes. get you a delivery person who jumps out of their car, runs to your door, drops it without calling or texting and runs back to their car. the true no contact delivery. 🙌
some people are having doing the whole 30 and my roommate and i split a bottle of wine and a pizza with extra cheese and garlic butter last night. if this is your idea of a good time, call me. 🚀
being bisexual means being attracted to every girl you’ve ever seen and being attracted to men who wear nail polish and look like they haven’t slept in 3 weeks
starts fake crying in front of roommate. forgets that fake crying will make me real cry. assure them they’re fake tears. i’m not sad. just kidding. they’re real tears. i’m always sad. jokes on you.
daylight savings time is shit because i just made an ass of myself because i thought i had missed a 4pm appointment because i couldn’t tell that it was 6am not pm. but now i’m worries that i totally just assumed i could sleep till 6pm no problem.